brown shogun classic: 2021-2023

colgate wrote: ↑

Sun 2023-05-14 23:23

i don't have "foreigner charm" because most japanese girls' idea of "foreigner" is "unassuming talllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll white guy" so i need to put in work here.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT FUCKING RETARD AND GO FUCKING APPROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on my 24th approach i stopped a chick at a crosswalk, and literally everyone including me happened to be wearing all black. easiest opener ever

yo why tf is everyone wearing all black at specifically this crosswalk lmao
*goes from blank ignore face to jovial smile instantly* omg!!! hahaha ur right!! lol!!

she was visiting from another city in japan and said she came here to "play"

oh shit!!!

chatted for a good 10 minutes and she was asking me questions too

realizing that we accidentally walked in my neighborhood i'm like "i just decorated my room and shit let me show you, i literally live like 2 minutes from here"

she said she wouldn't enter and she has to go to her hotel, but i basically was like "it's fine, you can come" and she just kept following me

we got to my building aaaaaaaand.....

noooo...i'm not gonna enter...let's go to my hotel

wait.....

we're gonna go to your hotel???

we keep chatting and vibing and then...

we reach her hotel!!

wait...we can't enter together sorry!!!
nah it's fine

i try to keep walking....

noooooo u can't!

ffffffuck!!!!

exchanged contacts

accidentally ran into her in the station 20 minutes later

lmao!!!

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30 approaches over 2 hours
1 failed instapull, 1 contact

by the way before the sesh i had no fucking energy and couldn't even get through 1 exercise for my back workout

i came home, took a cold shower while yelling obscenities at myself



「YOU TIRED ASS NIGGA LET'S FUCK SOME BITCHES COME ON BOY WHOOOO!!!」



cold showers fucking rule!!! YEEEEAAAAAH BUDDY!!!

40 approaches in 3 hours

very rough. tired lol

started off with a bang (ok...not yet...) approaching like 10 girls in like 20 mins

slowly started doubting myself and froze at 15 approaches for a while

eventually just started going one at a time.

the work had to be done. there is no way around it.

38th approach i decided i am going to marinate in the ignore . this is the way.

hey your dress looks like curtains

no reaction

yeah i just bought curtains so all i can think of is curtains right now.

she was wearing a mask but i saw her eyes slightly change


lol i see you laughing don't hide it

oh shit we're getting on the escalator oh no this is so awkward wow this is so fucking awkward this weird guy is following me down the escalator oh my god what should i do

she started acknowledging me slightly more and responding to my rambling and giggling

hey where's the F line?
oh it's that way, wait you're going home already?? i haven't even shown you this place yet
yeah but i never come here
oh well i was about to go home, let me show you some other time

i tried to just persist like a fucking retard and get her contact when i noticed she was recording the interaction.

fuck!!!!

i fuckin bounced!!!

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ok by the way since "40 approaches" is basically unimaginable to most people, i have to clarify what an "approach" is, because i don't want to make it seem like i'm having 40 full on conversations with girls. it's really not that big of a deal

i am literally counting any time i try to get a girl's attention. i might not even make it to the opener. it could completely end on "hey" "excuse me" etc

the reason i count it this way is because it's literally completely random who is going to ignore and who's not. in america, you get slightly forgiven for having a bad vibe maybe at first but if your mood starts slipping here, you will basically get unilaterally ignored

but regardless at the end of the day, me going up to a girl and trying to get her attention is the only factor i can directly control. so that's what i count

only ones I don't count is if i open and the chick is like actually 50 years old or if i see her face and i bounce

probably with most people's image of an "approach", I'm really only having maybe 1 in 7-10 actual conversations. so I've probably been only doing 3 "real approaches" or whatever. but that's way harder to judge and meter than just me taking the base form of action

40 approaches over 2.5 hours
4 contacts!!!

wow what a great fuckin sesh

also it was in the rain MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!


i tweaked 2 things this time:
1. getting in front of the girl at like a 45ish degree angle instead of being a mouse at her side or even worse, slightly behind

this meant i had to awkwardly follow some girls up escalators and stairs or in weird places but i just remembered how @ScottyGll wouldn't give a FUCK!!! about dumbass shit like that and he would just talk to HOT GIRL

2. telling myself on nearly every approach that i am going to marinate in the ignore. most of the times i at least got the girl to acknowledge my existence, and even tho a lot of these resulted in big oof awkward めちゃくちゃ気まずい interactions, i just bounced everytime. i didn't force myself to try to stick it out with ICE COLD bitchezzzzzz

there were some ephemeral moments i doubted myself but i just decided everytime that happened to immediately approach and get blown out. seemed to do the trick.

literally 2 of my exchanges were from girls waiting for guy "friends" to "eat together". and on both times i just straight up started asking about the plans, then segued into saying how i'll show them around another time instead and got the contact like that both times


the other 2 exchanges were:

- me asking a chick with a mickey mouse bag if she was mickey mouse's big sister. this was the approach i realized that i need to pay attention to from where i'm opening the girl. i literally tailed this chick for like 2 minutes until we got into a nice spacious hallway, then sped up ahead of her and had a good 1-2 meters ahead before i said a word

- a chick i knew studied abroad just from her clothes. fast fashion style jeans and striped t-shirt. i never see study abroad students dress in the hyper cute fluffy anime style. anyway, i was right and then i asked if she wanted to speak english and she got excited. she started talking about how she volunteers at an organization that connects refugee orphans to foster parents



so yeah, literally you have to stick it out on the shitty days to get the good days. that's how it always happens.



i gotta work on not getting too excited during the sesh and getting distracted and just aimlessly wandering around from my own ego being boosted

colgate wrote: ↑

Thu 2022-11-24 08:56

FUCK YO EGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIME TO ESTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spent yesterday evening studying a 40000 character japanese instadate lay guide that i bought for $40. i'm still only halfway done with it but i have more than enough new knowledge to work with

god damn my japanese reading speed is like a quarter of my english reading speed and that's if i'm fully in the zone. (fuck u chinese ppl who can already basically read japanese)

but it was very comprehensive and included recordings and copious diagrams so i'm gonna be getting my money's worth referencing a lot

stack for getting to an instadate lay 弾丸即 (this is part of the free preview so not illegal to post this image)

won't get into the details rn, just here to report my sesh

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53 approaches over 2.5 hours (1.5h sesh then another 1h sesh)
1 contact another day of slamming the gas to get my mileage in. last sesh i got 4 contacts so i was expecting a brutal day.

this time i felt fuckin great, it was the girls that didn't lmao.

i tried to make sure i stopped girls properly instead of half assing it. there were a few times it was still half-assed but i'm getting used to the new way

what's interesting with stopping girls the new way (in front diagonally) is that i almost never got completely ignored.

however, i got plenty of faces of total fucking disgust

me from even a month ago would have gotten super emo and depressed and blackpilled about it. but one thing that the instadate lay guide mentioned is this "disgust" is totally normal . like as in it's not even rare. in fact, it means you're probably stopping correctly (because you got the girl to confirm your existence, even if it was total repulsion)

anyway, i think my approach anxiety is basically cured. but i'm still not used to the amount of work this takes. i get distracted too easily aimlessly walking around. ~50 approaches is still like half of the work i need to be doing. of course, down the line i think sessions will vary between 60-100 depending on instadates, conversations and etc but everything i read says 100 is the magic number. so i need to keep hustling towards that. bought the counter to help with measuring my work because i don't think i can keep track of approaches at this point.

got probably 5-6 "real convos", and one that ultimately ended in an exchange

a glaring problem i'm observing is that the girls who end up talking to me don't really want to talk to me. out of maybe 250-300 approaches i've done since i came here, i can think of exactly 2 interactions where the girl was actually also playing catchball with me and not just reacting.

the obvious factor is that my fashion/style is still trash. that will be fixed starting next month because i'll be getting paid coaching about it. i hummed and hawed but ultimately i want someone to just pay attention to ME!!! and my current japanese nampa acquaintances are either too busy or lukewarm to help me. plus reading information on the internet just makes me gaslight myself (more on that in a future post...)

the other factor is that my nonverbals and even probably verbals are also trash. though my friend says my recordings are improving soooooooo who knows lmao. hoping the coaching will help with diagnosing things i can't see for myself

btw footnote: everything i'm saying basically only applies to japan. so take anything i say from now on with a grain of salt. i'm not providing any tips or advice, just want to report from the land of the catgirls and bunnygirls

after moving 4 times, including to literally another country

approaching thousands of girls

throwing out my clothes and redoing my wardrobe thrice (many more redos to come btw)

hitting the gym, gaining 20 lbs, and literally shooting up roids naturally sourced vitamins and organ meat

meeting the most stellar group of people i'll probably meet in my life

biting hard into the blackpill, and then puking it out in order to continue anyway

the ultimate boss has revealed itself

the bedrock pill

18 months of experience led me to find my true make or break moment

there is no extreme impulse decision i can do to get out of this one

for its very definition is the antithesis to impulsivity

i've run out of impulse decisions to make anyway. now i'm in japan surrounded by anime girls 24/7. is there any other decision to make?

this is the ultimate test of my entire life.

my entire life is on the line now. either i will be able to careen to the top echelons of society or get deported back to america and literally die.

i have no middle ground. there's no "oh whatever get some job and then get married and grow old". maybe for some of you, you might actually have that option. but i and many others don't. that wasn't possible for me because the complacent path i was put on was absolutely horrific, absolutely degrading, and absolutely insulting.

it's either that or have my harem of anime girls

god rolled the dice and told me i have to live life to the extreme

was any of this worth it?

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consistency

it taunts me

it laughs in my face

i don't want to bring it along for the ride.

i only like doing new things. i love just being spiked and spiking myself all the time.

it's an anvil i won't lug around

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and yet unlike roadrunner, the coyote hits me with it every time

i dream to swiftly dash around it, enjoy the ride, and get to my destinations

yet every so often, after i deny its necessity for the 47th time, lo and behold, it smashes me into the pavement, my spattered guts roasting on the asphalt, ready for some ホルモン焼き

and yet i can pick myself up, and start over.

but i never bring it along

so i just flagellate in place

repeatedly getting slammed by the anvil. and somehow i'm still here.

but because i'm still here i just accept this as my mode of existence.

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yes, as i said earlier, there is no impulse decision around this one.

the very definition of consistency is sticking to a plan. over a looooong period of time.

guys talk about "passing shit tests from girls" but i can't even fucking pass the shit tests from myself. i'm fucking over

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"oh i have x base stats with y upbringing yielding z personality that isn't helping me while all these other people are all blah blah whine complain"

ok but no

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monday: no approach
tuesday: no approach
wednesday: 40 approaches, 1 contact
thursday: no approach (ok i actually got sick)
friday: 4 approaches
saturday: 10 approaches

it's fucking retarded how 2 weeks of hitting the streets nearly every day, or at least 6 days a week got flushed down the toilet from one week of half-assedry. both yesterday and today felt like my first days approaching ever. it doesn't matter that i could get an instadate or an almost instapull last week, i fell off and got punished.

i'm still barely tipping the scales at 71kg, there's no reason why i could not have been 75kg now, ready to evaluate my body. it's not that i have been eating enough calories and I'm reaching a ceiling, no i just stopped paying attention to food for a few months and now my weight is trickling down.

and there's no random magic hat decision i can make to revert these. there's no fucking undo button. and even if there were it wouldn't serve any purpose because i'd just keep making the same mistakes.

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it cloaked itself as many things. wrong location, unattractive looks, strange behaviors.

but with nothing left, all external bullshit variables isolated, now the truth has come forward

consistency

i'm writing all of this because i can't hide from it anymore. everything else has been taken away. i don't have a looks problem, and i even have proof i'm not completely unattractive personality wise. both are fixable and moot anyway if you apply consistency

and the only ready way around it is... literally to stick to a plan over a long period of time.

subpar looks? go to the gym for x amount of time until you get noticed based on your body alone. fashion may seem like an impulse decision, but it ends up being a life project and just one fashion overhaul doesn't fix it all

unattractive behavior? this is the hardest. not only do you have to put yourself in a situation where you're talking to a girl regularly, you have to be aware of what's unattractive in the first place. but that's the easy part. the hard part is consistently and repeatedly zoning in on specific unwanted traits and fixing them on the fly. after all, i'm at a stage where i act differently around people i'm comfortable with and around a girl i just approached, and even the behavior i have when i'm around people i'm comfortable with is up for debate on whether it's attractive to girls. "just be yourself" doesn't apply to someone like me unfortunately. regardless, this requires consistency to fix

we could go on and list things that need to be worked on. that's not really the point of this post

but every single one of the above issues are completely surface level. all fixable.

there's no "injectable consistency serum" i can legally get a prescription for from a trusted medical professional and shoot in my ass twice a week

and 1 week, 2 weeks, 1 month, 3 months is not enough. hell i barely last that long on many things

there's no fucking defined time period on any of these. it's literally "do it until you have the desired result. and then probably keep doing it". you have no safety of "defined time period"

uh, ok I have to eventually end this post lol.

the ending is that i have laid all my cards out on the table and i have to stop losing my own brain's shit tests. not much else that can be said

https://note.com/takalifechanging/n/n62cbaffcedd1

bookmarking this to my log

40yo probably normal looking dude does 7-day 100 approach challenge. by no means a top guy but probably a good starting point

682 approaches, 6 contacts, 2 failed instadates, 1 instadate lay

posting because i'm still flipping out but on the other hand i haven't even tried flooring it yet this hard. and seeing more """realistic""" results from likely beginners is more helpful. i'm not used to the level of rejection that happens here in japan lol

i kind of wish i was here in japan when i was totally fresh a year and a half ago and i had no random ''''scars'''' from ''''past experiences''''. but it is what it is.

another thing is i generally notice top level guys never post approach counts or contacts. they usually just post locations, instadate/pull fails, mid sesh thoughts and feelings, and lays. they'll be like "my feet fucking hurt and it's raining. ok time to keep on approaching"

btw idk if i mentioned it on my log yet but i'm getting 3 months of paid coaching from a top guy here from june onward (he also does photoshoots and online in the program, so for those of you who are like "bro why are you approaching just use the apps" here u go lol)

he already told me the first month is a fashion overhaul and i already did a session of laser hair removal and hair straightening.

prepare for the fucking kpop idol phase colgate lmao

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Zug wrote: ↑

Wed 2023-05-31 00:04

There are three choices:
1. Do nothing
2. Pretend to be more masculine
3. Actually become more masculine

If what you are is something you find undesirable, you can choose to become something else. My natural state is sitting in my boxers at 3pm playing video games and masturbating. I didn't betray that identity, I killed it.

oh my fucking god this is out of nowhere

this was actually my side project and i was keeping it under wraps... did not expect to be revealing it here today

also btw, if any of the dialogue sounds weird/uncalibrated or even fake, note that i'm translating/paraphrasing it from japanese. so there might be things you just don't say in english. idk lol.

enjoy y'all



褐色人 に 惚れ 込んじゃった！
Kasshokujin ni horekonjatta!
"i fell for a brown guy! "

第1話　冗談
episode 1: joke

On that serene April morning in Tokyo, the sakura blossom trees shed their milky pink petals, defying gravity, riding the crisp spring wind as they fluttered slowly towards the ground....

nah fuck that shit that's fuckin gay



yes, every anime and visual novel starts with the fucking transfer student of course blah blah

so a new student from china showed up to my japanese class about 2 weeks in.

she's 18!!! wow!!!

now i'm basically a fucking obnoxious asshole in japanese class. i literally hadn't taken any kind of test in like 4 years so i kinda got placed in a lower class than i maybe should be in. but i'm totally cool with it because i basically get to show up to class without ever studying and get straight As, i can focus on more important things, like hitting on girls lol!

basically if there's any environment where i know i am acting 100% like myself and unfiltered, it's here. i'm stripped of having to conform to american social rules that i still barely understand. i'm also the best at speaking japanese (ok like every chinese person beats me at reading tho) and i'm the most jacked guy and i also have money...so i accidentally ran into a place where i'm the high value guy. no wonder why i feel like i can do whatever i want in this class.

anyway, the day this 18 year old!!! transfer student came to our class, we had to give a presentation on some polls we made for other students.

now my autistic ass doesn't act less autistic in japanese, so i ended up going on some ad-libbed tangents about random hypothetical scenarios and why i thought the data we collected wasn't great and how it could have been better blah blah. sensei pulled me aside after class like "i got what u said but i don't think anyone else did, u need to cut down what u say next time lol"

ok enough blowing up my ego about my japanese ability, there's more exciting things i get to blow up my ego about.



one day i ran 10 minutes late to class and my usual seat was taken. the seat next to the aforementioned 18 year old!!! transfer student happened to be open so i just sat there without thinking

ok but wait, she actually likes speaking japanese??? and understands it???

hold up

ok most people at school basically hardly use japanese and just default to their native language when talking to their friends. i guess that makes sense but since i'm an autist weirdo i hate it. why did u come to japan????? do u even have japanese friends????? no wonder why u can't speak japanese, cuz u never speak it in the first place!!! just sound like a retard its ok. i might be 26 but i pretend i'm a 7 year old when i'm speaking japanese

anyway we actually get along pretty well as she excitedly talks to me the whole class.

i don't actually know what we talked about but at the end of class...

can u sit next to me from now on?


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in his book breaking the habit of being yourself , joe dispenza tells the reader that in order to actualize any reality, you must firmly believe in a certain goal and associate it with positive emotions.

time is not one-dimensional and unidirectional, every possible reality is in a "quantum field", and it is possible to "jump timelines" through the above means. apparently you need to "collapse the wave function bro" in order to actualize your dreams.

whether you believe that new age feelgood barely science or not, if you focus on the big honkin' tree, you're gonna slam right into the big honkin' tree. focus on the fuckin road dude.


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ok. let's just gf this girl. why the hell not. that's the road we will take.

i've posted my stories in the past about girls on other threads ( viewtopic.php?f=42&t=1170 ). my entire life up until age 25 was total regret regarding girls. now i'm literally being handed on a silver platter the most obvious chance to get an experience that i was supposed to have years ago.



this girl and i vibe quite a bit during the following classes. eventually, one day after class i'm like yo u been to my station (in tokyo, urban development is usually centered around big train stations). it's pretty cool let's eat lunch there.

she accepts and we go to some random italian pasta restaurant.

guys, i have ended racism. indian guy raised in america moves to japan to eat italian food with his chinese classmate.

...this is the first time i'm ever eating lunch with someone who isn't chinese....
oh u don't have japanese friends?
no....i only know chinese people....

ok so that was "date 1"



i decide i am going to play the fucking looooooooooooong game with this chick. especially because she's my classmate. so after the pasta i walked her to the train gate and we parted ways.

during the following days, i toy with the idea of going to the aquarium with this girl.

yes i know. i'm so beta. i want to go to the aquarium with a girl i haven't had sex with. but aquariums are awesome. we made plans to go to the aquarium the next monday after class

but that monday, she shows up to class wearing a mask. she says she's sick and can't go.

ok time to approach and get an instadate with a hyper hot japanese girl: viewtopic.php?p=57237#p57237



the next day, she shows up to class in a short skirt, lipstick+makeup, and no glasses

now up until this point, she was always wearing "asian fob university student clothes" (boring shirt or hoodie, boring jeans, tennis shoes). not her. but pretty fucking close

she assumed that we were going to go the next day but she didn't confirm that with me...............

i actually said i had plans (i was going to go freaking nampa lmao, i was trying to crush my approach anxiety)...



but!!! she showed up in cute clothes!!!!!!

so i was like hey well i got plans after but i'll take u out to lunch again cuz u showed up in cute clothes. we go eat some beef ramen after school.

at the beef ramen restaurant, we just vibe as per standard.



hmmm...we are also conveniently a 5 minute walk from my place...and she doesn't have class after this...

hey my plan after was just going and buying curtains for my place. if u want, u can tag along, i gotta measure the windows and shit first <--- btw i totally made this up lol

she mildly freaks out and is at a loss for words, so she pulls up her chinese->japanese translator (which i am now translating into english for this report...) and types this

sorry i can't go...in china girls only go to guys' houses if they're already dating...

oh ok

ok, let's go out then

i stared her right in the eyes and held the tension.

e...e..e..eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh??????

she fidgeted and made 20 different expressions as her face turned beet red

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haha just kidding
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she showed me a gesture with her hand where her fist was out and her middle fingers were half protruding upward

i can't actually do it but i'm flipping u off right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh like this?

i show her my middle finger under the table

OMG STOP!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my fucking god did i just land in heaven. compare that to american-raised girls having 3 pics of them flipping you off looking all edgy on their tinder profiles.

outside as i walked her to the train gate, she hit me a bunch of times

in china no one JOKES about things like that!!!
yeah but this is japan and im american
OMG ur so mean!!!
by the way i did actually end up going curtain shopping, but ultimately received a free curtain set from @Toast that he wasn't using any longer. these curtains have probably already seen him banging a lot of girls, and now they're gonna see me banging a lot of girls too. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



第２話　今夜だけの彼女
episode 2: girlfriend only for tonight

i don't know why but i still really wanted to invite her to the aquarium for some reason. i just thought it would be fun.

so i messaged her that friday night that we should go and to send me her schedule. she sends me her schedule and then i pick the following monday after class...

she immediately reads my message suggesting the date. but she leaves me on read for the entire weekend

lol! typical female behavior!

then she finally responds at 9pm the sunday night before the next time we would see each other (monday)

anyway, we meet at my station monday evening and head off to the aquarium.

the aquarium front area was actually outdoors on the roof, and had a big light setup and some fish tanks.
this is so romantic, i want to be proposed here!

wow let's just drop obvious hints shall we

anyway, we went through the entire aquarium and had fun. there were a few moments i was like hmmm should i ask her now? nah let's just enjoy the aquarium first and then wait until we get to the outside area again.



we circle back to the big water ring area in the above image

hey come here real quick

i lead us to some bleachers next to the water ring and we sit down and chill.

she starts talking about random crap for a few minutes blah blah, and then:

ok i have something to ask you
what is it?
i'm not joking this time
ok

i paused for a second to build some more tension while looking straight at her

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let's start going out

her face turns beet red again, she makes another 23 expressions, etc etc

i'm like this is in the fucking bag lmfao

but...i'm not cute...why do u want to go out with me...
no you are very cute trust me lol
but.....i have school and have to study a lot...
lol i dont want to spend time with you every fucking day
but...........do u even know how old i am??????
18
e....e.....eeeeehhhhhh?????

she danced around the question like this for a bit. the entire time she was shaking, looking away, looking back at me. i was like rock solid still, flat tonality, and dominant.

i can't believe this...i'm not even cute...i'm dumb...and u want to go out with me...
can you fucking stop that bullshit. you have barely studied japanese for like a year and you can already hold an entire conversation in it. u need to believe in yourself because i do

she looked away, and started quivering and crying

....no one has ever said that kind of thing to me before....
what do you actually want to do
i...i...don't know...

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ok anyway let's go eat dinner

we got up and started heading out of the aquarium.

.... ok/////....i'll....be ur gf/////....but only for tonight!!!! it's over after tonight ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh? ok show me ur hand

she puts her hand out a little bit

i grab her hand, and we interlock fingers

her hand is shaking . like im holding a fucking vibrator. lmfao

after maybe 30 seconds she can't take it and lets go of my hand.

we walk and talk and head over back to the station to find a place to eat.

hey...when was ur first crush?
uhhh...idk maybe when i was 14? <--- not entirely false, i did "technically" have a "gf" when i was 14
ok. guess when my first crush was
hmm, 15?
no...
pfft, idk, 17??
no...!!!
wait...18????

she slightly turns away, blushes, and nods yes

hold up...wait a minute... i'm your first crush?????

she turns away even more, blushes even harder, and nods yes again

wait for real? didn't you say you had a boyfriend in high school?
yeah...but......

she pulls out her chinese->japanese translator again (which now again, i have to translate into english for this report)

we didn't even hold hands



what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did i just hit the fucking jackpot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah my high school had a very strict no-dating policy

oh my fucking god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao wtf. you guys didn't like meet after school or something?
no, after school i just went to prep school everyday, and then i had to go home and study
but like...you didn't try to do anything secretly during school? like during breaks or something?
nooooo all the teachers were watching all the time

i mean, it is china, so i wouldn't be surprised if they literally had drones flying around the school, making sure no guy holds hands with any girl

18
virgin
never kissed a guy
never even held hands with a guy ???????????????????????????????

if she were blonde and white too, this would literally be the dream girl of every guy on those incel forums. lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just swap the blonde hair for black!

but i already fucked a blonde and white girl . even tho my type is asians!!!!!!

lmao thats so fucking gay. when the school is strict the fun in that is you're supposed to do shit in secret
omg that's so bad!!! u can't do that!!! i had to go to prep school anyway!

lmfao what. this fucking guy had a gf and literally did nothing with her...oh wait.....

also recently here in japan, some other guy confessed to me...but i turned him down
another chinese guy?
yeah

what the fuck, am i mogging all these chinese guys or something????? i cant even speak fuckin chinese!!!

i put my arm over her while we're walking and loudly proclaim

HEY EVERYOOOOONE!!! THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEEEEEEEEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT ONLY FOR TONIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
oh my god stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why are u doing this!!!! ur so embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



as we keep walking, she pulls out her chinese->japanese translator (............which....i have to translate into english for this report)

we can start dating after i graduate university!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

in the past, i literally would have been like "ok sure" and waited 5 years for her to finish school

colgate wrote: ↑

Fri 2022-01-28 19:26

First one approached me with her friend one day while I was eating lunch, later I asked her to be my gf over Facebook (lol!!!). She said "she can't date until she's 16" (we were both 14 at the time). I literally waited 2 years to ask her out again, and she declined

lmao no. i might literally be dead by then.
omg!!! no!!!! u won't die!!!

we get takoyaki that ends up being extremely terrible, and chill outside on some benches in a plaza
while we are eating, i see her trying to take a creep shot!!!!! of me

oh, u want to take my picture? go ahead : )))
n-n-no!!!!!! i didn't want to take a p-p-picture of you or anything!!!!! u idiot!!!!! hmph!

she angrily shuts off her phone and puts it away

we finish eating the takoyaki, and then it starts mildly drizzling.

i decide to drop her off to the station. maybe i could have pulled home with this but i didn't feel like it lol. i think it was actually a good decision in the end.

as we are walking, i realize we are in the middle of the road. so i jump this chain link barrier separating the road and the sidewalk.

she's still on the road and the barrier is high enough that she can't step over it

i look her dead in the eyes

u ready?
huh? uh...yeah???

i squat down, embrace her legs, and pick her up over the chain barrier

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the exact spot lol

after i put her down, she hits me like 10 times

idiot! idiot! idiot! idiot! idiot! idiot! idiot! idiot!!!!!!!!!
why did you do that!!!!!!!!!
lol idk it seemed fun
no it wasn't fun!!!!!!! ur an idiot!!!! how much do u think i weigh?????
idk 40kg lmao
i'm 60kg!!!!!!

she's like 5'7" and ~130lbs. i'm 5'5". why does every girl who likes me have to be taller than i am!!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's probably not out of the ordinary in the west, but it seems like it's on the larger side for china

oh really? i thought u were 40kg haha
no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the way im 70kg
that's because you have!!!....all...those muscles...

i walk her to the train gate and open my arms

ok give me a hug

she reluctantly gives me a weird side hug. oh hell naw

i pull her chin into mine and give her a quick peck on the lips.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yep i stole yo first kiss. sorry what u gon do about it

her face turns into a scowl, mouth agape

hmph!!!!!!!!!

she storms off through the train gates, with no parting words



next day in class, she FREEZES ME OUT ..... ICE COLD!!!!

not a fucking word or reaction to my existence!

this is just like approaching japanese girls in the station!

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ok i gotta go to the gym lol. bbl later to post the rest~

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